noel and liam dying in a glue trap but the glue trap is each other

Genuinely insane that George W Bush can go to like, starbucks or whalgreens or whatever without the constant fear that anyone he meets might start ripping at him with their hands and teeth like a baboon as soon as they lock eyes on him

you have a disgusting "true love" fetish

going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

get this. i sneezed so hard, that my brain flew out ,but it bounced off a wall and went back in. literally my favorite miracle to happen to me, and what a show

nyaaaah I'm so pent up~ *vomits a torrent of acid that bores a hole through the three meter thick concrete wall of my holding cell and melts a guard on the other side*