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Harry, Hermione, and Ron are killed early in their search for Horcruxes. Voldemort orders a full invasion of Hogwarts to find the remaining ones. In a panic, Hogwarts is evacuated. One student slept through the evacuation order: 4th year American transfer student Kevin McCallister.

I would like to go on the record as saying….i hate this…….

He’d win

That is part of why….I hate it……bc I genuinely to the core of my being believe that Macaulay Culkin could probably have finished Voldemort faster than the golden trio & Dumbledore combined…………this kid could play a fake recording of Dumbledore saying “Merry Christmas ya filthy animal” with the sound of spells being fired off from the Room of Requirement and Tom Riddle would be tf out of there so fast & slip on a Portable Swamp and fall down a changing staircase…………..

Hogwarts Alone

Roast session except I tell you how much I love you

the opposite of ‘we die like men’ is ‘we survive like women’

“No sleep, we die like men” “No ignoring our basic needs in an attempt at blowhearted glory, we survive like women”

My aesthetic: musicals where act one is fun and upbeat and you don’t realize until act two that it was all foreshadowing and this story is not fun and upbeat

had a dream that i was getting sorted at hogwarts but i got into an argument with the sorting hat so he made up an entirely new house called ‘GrungleBunk’ just so i would be forced to sit by myself in the dining hall for the rest of my life

me, watching rent for the 6th time, knowing exactly what’s gonna happen: i hope angel doesn’t die this time

come on and slam and welcome to azkaban

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

“Who’s flat now?”

whos flat now

here he come…..

@sturmgewehrr

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THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

*slams reblog*

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

That last mistake gets made because of the contraction “could’ve.” So if you want the casual there ya go.

How I Met Your Mother is the world’s longest Ted Talk