voice over: sectionals are coming up and things are getting a bit tense as the fight for solos rages on
[cut to the inside of the auditorium]
kakashi: alright sasuke i need you to take the lead on this one
sai: why does sasuke get the solo its not like he earned it
sasuke: i'm sorry should we just have you croak whisper grimes into a mic and call it a day?
ino: it's probably better than whatever "soul crushing" lana del ray song you're going to screech out [hi fives sai]
kakashi: stop it. sasuke's our best singer and our best shot at sectionals. you'll get your turn eventually.
voice over: but solos aren't the only thing students are getting heated about. love is in the air
hinata and naruto: [walking down the hallway holding hands]
naruto and sasuke: [making out passionately inside a school closet]
naruto: maybe we should stop
sasuke: [sucking on his neck] because you have a girlfriend?
sasuke: see the cheating cancels out
voice over: uh oh. but maybe they have a point. or at least temari thinks so
temari: [walking down the hall in a cheerios uniform and popping gum while on her phone] it's a simple plan, kankuro and no i'm not crazy. i'm just going to join the glee club through my impeccable talents and win over her heart by eating my way there straight through her pussy.
kankuro: [also on his phone walking right next to her] and hinata dating the quarterback means nothing to you?
temari: well you see that's where *he* comes in
gaara: hello i'm auditioning to join the glee club
voice over: but it's not only teenagers drunk in love
gai: [singing into a wrestling trophy and gyrating his hips] daddy i want you na na
gai: drunk in love i want you
voice over: but some things just don't get easier with age
obito: [slamming the door open to kakashi's office right as coach gai leans in to give kakashi a kiss]
voice over: and that's what you missed on glee.
