So, if you know me, you know that boogers, snot, and loogies make me gag and throw up. Literally. Why I thought this would end differently, I donāt knowā¦.here goesā¦.conversations with my then 6 yr oldā¦heās 8 now.
6yr old: Mommy, weāre hungry.
Me: Well thatās too bad. No food for you.
6yr old: What?!! No food!
6 yr old: But weāre hungry!
Me: Nope. No food for little boys. You can eat your boogers.
6 yr old: Eat my boogers! Thatās gross.
Me: Yeah. You can get a straw, stick it up there, and suck āem out.
6 yr old: *laughing hysterically* Ewww, Mommy, thatās so gross!
Me: Ok, Iāll make you dinner.
6yr old: No, Mommy. Look. Iāll eat my boogers.
Me: No! Donāt eat your boogers!
6yr old: *finger up nose* Iām gonna do it.
Me: No! I will throw up if you do.
Weāre both laughing at this point. His finger is knuckle deep in his nose. I am looking away, saliva is pooling in my mouth. I can feel the gag coming.
6yr old: Ok, Mommy, I wonāt.
I look over and that little devil sticks his finger in his mouth. I start gagging. He does it again. I run to the sink and throw up in it. Guess what we learned? 6 yr old is a sympathetic vomiter and starts gagging.
He looks at me with tears shining in eyes and sticks his finger in his nose. He eats it. I gag and he gags. Itās his turn to vomit in the sink.
I have to threaten him with time out to get him to stop. He runs down the hall victoriously shoutingā¦
6yr old: I made Mommy laugh so hard and then she throwed up!
Note to self, just because little boys think boogers are funny doesnāt mean you should joke about them. They will weaponize them and use them against you.
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