Void

when the clock is at :45 it’s like. oh i have a whole quarter of the hour left i have so much time this is great and then it hits :47 and you’re like it’s basically :50 which is basically the top of the hour and all my time is wasted forever and ever

coldplay long game let's make a song about nostalgia that'll be played 400x a day on middle school busses and in minecraft fanart videos and then when these kids are 27 they'll listen to it again and be hit with nostalgia². evil nostalgia, if you will. we'll call it viva la vida

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

That was a near-religious experience 

Oh wow they sure did vaporise that car into red mist

@identifying-cars-in-posts?

1994-1996 Ford Aspire

(formerly)

@identifying-cars-in-posts what’s this one?

1988-1989 Honda Civic

(formerly)

I also love that "Floridaman" is one word.

I also love that the news understands the word to the point that they’re being deliberately ironic and using it in positive stories.