So far, so good

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

Everyone who doesn't have a headache right now, stop right now for a moment and appreciate how good it is not to have a headache.

You unlock secret dialogue by being open about your kinks with friends

you unlock hidden events too

My gender is "come back with a warrant"

yeah I've been feminizing my voice *does a flawless dog bark*

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

Maybe becoming a werewolf wouldn't fix my mental illness but it would fix my Not Being A Werewolf problem

Becoming a werewolf would replace most of my immediate problems with brand new, exciting problems.

she says "u gotta try this shit," hands me water

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

And there ladies and gentlemen are the three sides of Tumblr: nerdy, horny, high

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

Why does the entire rest of the internet think tumblr is “dying” or “dead” when I have seen absolutely no drop in activity level on here ever

Would you rather twitter and reddit people move back here? I think it’s good people think we’re dead

( despite the massive drop in activity since *the incident*, my timeline has been way more sane since then too )

don’t tell anyone we’re still here. we like that everyone thinks we’re dead.