Ikoll'dIt

"i asked ChatGPT -" well I asked the malkavian detective trapped in my head and he told me a series of clues and memories that slowly allowed me to peice together our shared history, including him setting me loose with his own blood to finally take revenge on the mind-wiping, cringefail ventrue prince who was going to murder him, even if it lead to his complete destruction as a final act of reclaiming power from those who took it from him

dude omegaverse AUs are lowkey insanely sex positive because 90% of everything revolves around sex and everyone is completely fine with it like imagine taking a week off work to get railed to hell and back and your coworkers being 100% okay with it there's no gossip or drama or anything just mark from HR getting his guts rearranged nonstop tuesday through saturday and coming back to work on monday with a fresh bitemark on his neck and meeting his colleagues for lunch like nothing happened what a LIFE

@zombiefishgirl

I am looking with not even a little respect 👀