smooth panda brain

you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

Love the bot summoning incantation

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

i need to be there

dale cooper character of all time i don't know how they cooked so hard. he's doomed he's tormented by visions he might be the antichrist he has an evil doppelganger he's also a guardian angel figure he tore the timeline apart because an abused girl asked him for help he's so full of love and idealism and hopelessly naive he's autistic-coded he's fascinated by nature he loves sweets he supports trans people he's psychic he has no idea what's going on he's beautiful he's everything

If you think misogyny doesnt exist within the queer community, you are probably benefiting from misogyny

If you think racism doesnt exist within the queer community, you are probably benefiting from racism

i think americans should have to put a banner above their post that says U.S. CENTRIC ADVICE/INFORMATION. i think political posts should clarify that they are giving protest/societal/class information relevant only to the USA i think i would like to stop getting halfway through a post with really good information and then realising it is not widespread advice and is only applicable in the united states of america