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Tom Gauld (Scottish, b. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day Drawings (All perfectly valid reasons)

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this has aged well

greatmountainfloofsquatch

We’ve all had these days.

neil-gaiman

You are all following @myjetpack aren’t you?

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i dreamed about you again and woke up missing you bitting my lower lip...

i might never forget that.

si te soy honesta, hay canciones que todavía me suenan a ti.

di4ze-p4m

Ojalá me diera amnesia.

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dadcrone

There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late

goddamngeckogirl

The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschusspanik’

littlekiwi37-archive

Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.

agarotado27dejunho

German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows

radglittercollection

can confirm

solxs

Antes pensaba mucho en ella, ahora ya no tanto, ella era como una herida de un antiguo vendaje, y él ya se había acostumbrado tanto al vendaje.

Mitch Albom

'is just...' she said, 'i'm not gonna be in the city for long. can i see you tomorrow? i really want to spend time with you again.

and i... i... smiled(?)

golnarghorbani

Credit: @delucaswife on Twitter

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“Reasons we love and don’t deserve Michiel Huisman”

Exhibit N: he is insanely hot when wearing a hat.

chadgamer

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

lesbianredpanda

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

martian-martian-martian

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

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SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

lawbreaker13

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

dreamsanddabs

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

lawbreaker13

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

theswedishelf

SPONGEBOB…

lawbreaker13

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

theswedishelf

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

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ampervadasz

Hogy jobb kedvetek legyen

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