疲れたでも寝たくないよ

Giving someone six geese (a-laying, and thus in full protect-the-nest mode), much less SEVEN SWANS, does not seem to me, to be, per se, an act of true love

you think kindness doesn't exist you fucking pathetic nihilist? how about you look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? what do you think now? asshole

when youre listening to music on headphones and it fades out suddenly because you are getting a call. violence

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unfortunately, on this platonic male outing at outback steakhouse, my partner has ordered a “blooming onion”, transforming this once casual affair into a romantic tryst

You’re busy doubting yourself while so many people are intimidated by your potential

its been over 10 years and i can still hear the sound like it just happened

some people on this site have never heard this noise before

Played it for my kids and my 9 year old ran out of the room

Ah, the good bad ol’ days.

This is the sound of our childhoods but if you divorce it from those memories it legit sounds like an effect from a piece of glitch horror media

I remember the first time hearing it, saying, “what a terrible sound,” and my friend was like, “noooo, it’s the sweetest sound, you’ll see” and now I am still properly trained like a Pavlovian dog and it still hits real good after all these years tbh

Oh hecc yeah….