shhhh . . .

Barty was Evans b*tch

Cunty boyfriend Barty × basic boyfriend Evan

barty and evan fake dating to piss off their parents and then slowly falling in love

I keep forgetting to post here huhu, anyways rosekiller everyone

what if, when barty was still a little child, he would sneak out of their house and find muggle kids to play with, and what if they would pick on him and stuff and he just wanted someone to like him because his dad didn't like him at home, and so he would purposefully make a fool of himself to get a laugh out of the kids, to prove to himself that "they're laughing at his jokes, so they must like him very much" and he would come home and tell his mum about how he had new friends and stuff when in reality they were laughing at him because he was the way he was and not at his jokes...

Rosekiller in a nutshell :

do i love my rosekiller with extra angst, suffering, doom and despair? yes

barty is the definition of 'so submissive i'd top if he asked me to'