Master Warden of the Sixth House

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Bonus nona spoiler sketch

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"My name is Cytherea the First," she said. "Lyctor of the Great Ressurection, the seventh saint to serve the King Undying. I am a necromancer and I am a cavalier. I am the vengeance of the ten billion. I have come back home to kill the Emperor and burn his Houses. And Gideon the Ninth..." She walked toward Gideon, and she raised her sword. She smiled. "This begins with you."

Cloisterite Sister Celene Enneanovem, 99, Has Passed Away Peacefully Today, Smarch 5th, 12026, From Due To Stairs. A Funerary Ceremony Will Take Place Tonight In Drearburh Chapel Starting At 2AM.

Born On The Ninth On Spjuly 2nd, A Nun From Birth, Celene Was An Avid Collector Of Dust. She Was Known For Her Dedication To Her House And It's People, And Her Kind Disposition. She Loved Embroidery, Curating Her Incense Collection, And No Longer Having Grandchildren. She Dedicated 80 Years Of Her Life To Lighting The Finest Incense In Drearburh And She Set Off The Fire Alarms A Lot. Celene Is Survived By Her Son Damasus.

Celene Is Scheduled To Be Boiled And Sent To The Snow Leek Fields Sometime This Spaugust.

1. gideon the ninth

2. two week break. must wait the full two weeks to allow for proper marination. DO NOT wait longer than two weeks

3. first two chapters of harrow the ninth

4. quick skim of gideon the ninth to provide reassurance that you didn’t accidentally forget the whole plot

5. the rest of harrow the ninth

6. as yet unsent

7. two week break

8. gideon the ninth

9. the extras at the end of the gideon the ninth paperback, which you technically skimmed the first time but deemed unimportant and extraneous

10. as yet unsent

11. harrow the ninth

12. the mysterious study of doctor sex, which you just learned exists

13. two week break

14. nona the ninth

15. the unwanted guest

16. the chapter of nona the ninth relevant to the unwanted guest

17. rinse and repeat until alecto the ninth drops