time for crab

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

you know what always bugged me. that in star trek characters in command talking over comms just do it with their bridge in the background. even with their enemies. like. isn't "a picture of my ship's bridge" kind of classified? a tiny bit? and it's not even that no one mentions it but sometimes they do. like when in janeway talks to still-maquis-chakotay that one time and she makes eye contact with tuvok behind his back? in the very literal sense.... why are you showing your crewmen to her chakotay??? maquis is like a semi covert organization why are you advertising tuvok to janeway. are you proud you have him tis much. this happens constantly and i don't know why they won't move their ass a bit so they're facing a blank wall or at least get one if those green screen ms teams backgrounds so it looks like you're on the beach

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

we must make haste in killing every harry potter fan

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

Please watch the Gamers Nexus video on LG Smart TV's and monitors! It's basically malware at this point.

The thing about a good character flaw is that it has to be the same thing as their greatest strength just turned up too high. the person who loves deeply and therefore controls. the person who sees everything and therefore trusts nothing. the person who is so loyal they lose themselves. there are no clean villains and no clean heroes and once you understand that in fiction you can't unsee it in people. everyone is just their best quality at the wrong volume.

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

Lincoln Lincoln

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight