Eternal Darnation

Senator Elizabeth Warren on The Late Show, July 21, 2016

this is the best thing I’ve seen today

this is not what i want to be remembered for

My brother’s classmates are sweethearts. Mark & Bunny are the respective lizard and bunny equivalent of 80 years old.

This is the world’s largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone.

I was thinking: Who do you sell the world’s largest ruby to? Somebody who’s uber-rich. And people don’t get uber-rich unless there’s something dark attached to it. It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It’s those kinds of people who are going to want the world’s largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with them in some way. So I said: I’m going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard. I’m going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it’s a turd. They’ll buy it because it’s the world’s largest ruby, but only I’ll know that it’s a turd.“ - Mark Mothersbaugh

i don’t normally write on the walls, but i was getting pretty pissed. like, who the fuck says i can’t be smart and have sex at the same time? i could literally get eaten out and recite the quadratic formula if i damn well please.

Using @ofracosmetics Beverly Hills highlighter as an eyeliner 😍

MY SON

Heeey pops lookin’ fly up there, how’s it hanging?

ZEUSY GETTING READY FOR SNEUZY

Whoa there daddy-o you ain’t getting no sneuzy - not unless Herc gets the twerk, know what I’m sayin’??