:))))))

It’s actually a pretty good highlight of how generally people don’t notice they’re being racist, since the diversity in the various characters depicted leads me to believe they thought they were including everyone.

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

saying "I'm sorry" in french sounds so funny to me, a Spanish speaker because it's so dramatic it feels like you're about to fall to your knees and tear off your hair while you cry

like hearing "Je suis désolé" sounds as if you're going to kill yourself and it being used in a context were you were 20mins late to meet a friend or smth is hilarious

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?