I DIP MY DICK IN THE SALSA DIP

I will gut myself in town square with kitchen scissors and smear my organs around and toss my Blood And Goop at strangers in my last dying moments before i produce biological offspring

"bububuububu- bubut the most selfish thing on earth you can do is NOT have children" call me Ebenezer scrooge then. also I believe you are cheapening the act of having children for people who both actually want them and will raise them to not suffer or cause suffering as much as they could. if there is any proof of some distant concious fairness that is aware of us, it is the fact you will pass away one day.

for sale. shoes baby. yuppp the baby is made of shoes. dont want it. it is not right. babies are not supposed to be composed of that

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

The Addams

I may in fact be stupid

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck