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i'm entering the next phase of my life: tuesday afternoon

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

surely summoning many ghouls would improve this situation

[image id: four photos of scenes of incredibly clear turquoise waters. first image is of a river / swamp, second image is of another river / swamp with a wooden boardwalk on the right bank, the third image has pink flowers growing over the water, and the fourth image has a skinny waterfall flowing into a pool of water. end id]