Ohana.

I'm deleting this post if people start reblogging it unironically

Why do all the little holes go away and get replaced by one big hole for an average of 12 of every 24 hours?

Enrichment

secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it

I cannot deal with it. I have to literally leave the room.

It’s a sign of being extremely empathetic.

thanks! i hate it, how do i uninstall?

Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

I have little mouth and must scream

I do the same at the theater. I always say “enjoy your movie” and they almost always say “thanks you too” and it’s so great to watch the different reactions because some people will walk back to me and explain what they meant and it’s so great