Not So Deep Thoughts and Conversations with Myself

officially putting this on tumblr so it won't get reposted again <3

[ID: two messily drawn panels. the first one shows akaza smiling wide cheerfully, flowers around him. he says "let's spend eternity together, kyojuro!"

Peter: ......why would you do that

miranda: i need to keep my sister safe because my dad’s an asshole please help me

jacob: my dad’s ship sent out a distress signal like a whole decade after it went missing, he was a bitch but can you come with me to scope it out for moral support

garrus: this absolute fuckhead betrayed me and had my entire squad killed we gotta find him and we gotta kill him

jack: we’re gonna go blow up the place i was raised and tortured in let’s go 

grunt: gotta go to tuchanka gotta become part of a clan gotta go now please before i rip your limbs off 

mordin: one of my former scientist buddies is in danger on tuchanka i think the blood pack have got him oh wait maleon you fucked up 

legion: we’re going to a geth ship to rewrite the heretics and i’m gonna wait until the very last second to tell you that if we don’t get off the ship within two minutes we’ll all die 

kasumi: i gotta find the love of my life’s greybox in this rich prick’s fancy house, also you get to wear a hot dress wink wonk

zaeed: this rat bitch shot me in the head but i survived and now i’ve finally found him and need to kill him 

samara: I Have To Kill My Daughter 

thane: Help Me Find My Son 

Arrives 15 minutes late with a dextro-drink in my hand