The Christening Intro:
Aye my name is Riv! Resident He/They trans man heavily on the ace/aro spectrum. Sex is a joke and I am a god damn stand up comedian! Currently an emotional support showcat to a polycule of women+ and a dog. Flirting is fine, but I am not looking for a relationship unless you're ready to play 4D interdimensional chess with an idiot who'll eat the chess pieces for precisely 2-3 business years pending application. Men and NB lover! One hell of a funny guy so chat first, horny joke laughing second.
No Minors! I will block on sight if you interact with this blog or any of my posts. This is an NSFW blog and thus not appropriate for minors.
My Tags:
"#💚": My posts/ramblings
"#📬 You Got Mail!": Asks
"#My fucking ex-wife": This is me and my bestie @pawsnifferpup doing a bit we do not hate each other I prommy!
The Kinks:
Biting/Marking Up
Denial
Rigging
Monster Fuckery
Praise/ Body Worship
Oral Fixation
Voice Kink
The No's:
Detrans
Force Masc/Femme
CNC
DM'ing is okie dokie, just make sure to talk to me like a person. I'm sooo good at making anything funny.


















