like any good memory, i am fading

good evening, thots

the only personality test that matters:

listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables

Venom: think of yourself as my ride. i know everything, eddie. everything about you. i’m inside your head. you are a loser. me and my alien crew are gonna eat your whole planet. cooperate and you might just survive.

God I love crocs and their entire family tree so much. These are animals that have remained virtually the same for millions of years-pretty much as close to “perfect” as you can get in nature-and this highly optimized body plan is just. A fat sausage with a mouth at one end and chubby baby arms.