The "Pablo UnPicasso"

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GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

g… go back in

you’re doing great fish

NO, HE’S NOT MAKE HIM GO AWAY

stop you’ll scare him

Well he’s scaring me FUCK OFF FISH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It’s okay fish, we love you just the way you are

DON’T LISTEN TO THEM FISH, THEY’RE JUST BEING MEAN

PLEASE be nervous again

proud of u fish you’re doing amazing

I don’t know how I feel about this

I cant stomach this fuckery and i hate this dickhead

Coyote is a hero

as an aromantic asexual, I was very surprised to learn that “netflix and chill” did not actually mean chilling out watching netflix.  i was so confused.  are the allosexuals incorporating netflix into their mating rituals now?  

this is so fuckign funny

“mating rituals”

Why does this sound like an alien struggling to adapt to human society

Because they never go outside

as an actual human being, every time I turn on Netflix an alien appears in my living room to have sex with me

What a time to be alive.

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone.