lots of things to hate about the british but possibly the worst is that they’ll be like oh i’m from this city and you say really? and they say no i’m actually from a town. and you say really? and they say no. i’m actually from this other place and you google map that place and their home town is literally just someone’s back yard that they cordoned off and named like “huttington-on-lawn” and four people legally live in it



















