JSMN

I pray that every woman finds someone that makes you feel like relationships really don’t have to be so hard. They don’t have to take such a big toll on you emotionally. You’re supposed to be indescribably happy

lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend 

This wasn’t a dream this was a premonition

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had $400 in it im having a heart attack

HOLY SHIT I REBLOGGED THIS TWO DAYS AGO AND I JUST GOT A REFUND CHECK IN THE MAIL FOR 217.52!!!!

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

he brings all his friends to the gym with him now

this is where he did it to them

are you shitting me i used to live a city away from fucking HIM?

he could’ve done it to you

ghost onion rings caught on camera

“Tenderness rolls over”

i nearly scrolled past this like a fool