ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water
you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

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ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water
you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

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Hi Tumblr! Itβs been a minute, but I gotta tell you my DEBUT COOKBOOK Small-Batch Breads: 50 Recipes for Loaves, Buns, and Flatbreads Made with One Cup of Flour is now available for pre-order!
PRE-ORDER HERE
When I started The Practical Kitchen in 2019 I never saw myself writing a cookbook. It seemed like something that ~other people~ who were more organized or bigger dreamers got to do. But when you fell in love with my small-batch bread recipes and kept making them go viral and asking for more and more and more of them, I quickly found myself building a list of enough small-batch bread recipe ideas to fill aβ¦well, a whole cookbook. And now I get to tell you that itβs available for pre-order!
Inside youβll find FIFTY RECIPES across FIVE chapters:
π Chapter 1: Little Loaves
π Chapter 2: Buns and Rolls
π Chapter 3: Twists, Sticks, and Braids
π Chapter 4: Flatbreads, Crackers, and Pizza
π Chapter 5: Biscuits, Pastries, and Quickbreads
Shooting the cover was so much fun. We wanted to highlight the variety of small-batch breads you'll find inside the book, so clockwise from top left, you'll see: pillowy cinnamon rolls, crisp rosemary olive oil crackers, crusty bread, buttery crescent rolls, soft sandwich bread, a perfect bagel, a single foot-long(-ish) baguette, the OG mini focaccia, a twisty chocolate babka, and a hard French dinner roll!
Every single small batch bread recipe has a gorgeous full-size photograph of the finished bake so you never have to wonder what it's βsupposedβ to look like, plus there are 100+ process shots throughout the book to guide you through each recipe with confidence, step-by-step!
The recipes are written with weight measurements by default because #TeamKitchenScale but there are cup/teaspoon measurements for every recipe too. Doing these conversions was one of the hardest parts of writing the book but I wanted to make sure literally everyone can make these small batch bread recipes so it was worth it to me to give both!
and now that iβm officially moved out: fuck maryland, the state flag is ugly and the mass obsession with it is cringe as hell. rally behind something else why donβt you.
I looked up the flag, why does it look like a warning sign for radiation and a children's hospital had a kid
and when i tell you itβs on Everything.
license plates. shorts. towels. kitchen utensils. koozies. socks. shirts. magnets. bottle openers. planes. bags. nothing is safe from the maryland state flag.
like why.
i fear iβm still somehow underselling this
it is also on EVERY SINGLE STANDARD LICENSE PLATE
Fresh Orange Pound Cake π

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We're gonna have a hard time convincing future generations the phrase "Trumped-up charges" is etymologically unrelated.
honestly I hate βcan you pet the dog?!?β not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of βcan you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loopβ and that very quickly fell away to being βwell now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or theyβre going to get lettersβ
One of my dream projects has an NPC with a dog, and if you try to pet it, the owner tells you not to do that. If you try again, it bites you and you take damage. I want to do this entirely because I genuinely believe that this would make me feel way more grounded in the world than any βclick button to see cute animationβ would ever do, and also it would be really funny to have a game where people lose their runs because they tried to pet a dog they were told not to pet
Soft Brioche Burger Buns π
Sourdough Beer Pretzels π₯¨
Shoutout to my favorite genre of TOS episode:
β¦I canβt think how it took me so long to run across this. I feel privileged to have been found by it. π

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Hot Honey Pizza π
Small-Batch No-Knead Crusty Bread (uses just 1 cup of flour!)
And if you like this, check out my Small-Batch Breads cookbook which is currently available for pre-order here: https://smallbatchbreads.com
Twisted Ciabatta Breadsticks | ThePracticalKitchen.com
these are just really fun to make + eat ok??
Hidden Oreo Bundt Cake | The Practical Kitchen
βThis dramatic black and white pound cake combines the deep midnight intensity of black cocoa powder, bloomed in milk and mixed with sour cream for an extra moist, tender cake crumb. But here's the twist β hidden inside is a layer of whole Oreo cookies, adding an unexpected crunch to every bite.β
Foolproof Cinnamon Swirl Bread | ThePracticalKitchen.com

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Mini Blueberry-Lemon Poppy Seed Muffins with Buttermilk | ThePracticalKitchen.com
I'm sorry, but every single fucking event that he touches getting wrecked by the middle finger of God is fucking hilarious. Absolute peak black comedy. Chef's fucking kiss.
Chef's. Fucking. Kiss.