Never Sarcastic

these are just really fun to make + eat ok??

“This dramatic black and white pound cake combines the deep midnight intensity of black cocoa powder, bloomed in milk and mixed with sour cream for an extra moist, tender cake crumb. But here's the twist – hidden inside is a layer of whole Oreo cookies, adding an unexpected crunch to every bite.”

Foolproof Cinnamon Swirl Bread | ThePracticalKitchen.com

Mini Blueberry-Lemon Poppy Seed Muffins with Buttermilk | ThePracticalKitchen.com

Chef's. Fucking. Kiss.

[ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster. Joanna Page says earnestly, "The thing is, being brave isn't about always succeeding. Being brave is about having a go, and there's nothing wrong with failing." The studio audience cheers. Greg Davies gives them a disgusted V-sign and says, "Oh, fuck off! You've come to the wrong place." End ID.]

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.