Im Just Yokin’

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

Darn shame if this circulated…

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

big fan of when stuff is the color green

let yourself be a cliche if it makes you happy. go to coffee shops and order something with too many syllables. cry yourself to sleep sometimes. kiss in the rain. draw on your arms. write bad poetry. write better poetry. fill notebooks with your crushes and hopes and yearnings. feel everything for the first time.

Today I introduced my sister to “the problem of Susan” and I had to explain to her that Susan was left out of Narnia cuz she liked boys and lipstick now and without missing a beat she said but what about Peter? Does Peter not like girls? And I knew she was pointing out the inherent misogyny at the center of the “the problem of Susan” but the implications of that question are a source of much hilarity to meeee LMFAO like Does Peter not like girls? Does he like boys? Is he Gay? Is Narnia really just a homo-utopia where Lucy is also a lesbian and Edmund is a bisexual disaster and Susan was kicked out cuz she was too straight??? Can I make CS Lewis turn over in his grave with this new reading?

…I mean they literally were in the closet…

THEY WERE LITERALLY IN THE CLOSET!!!

Reblog to make C.S. Lewis turn over in his grave

TBH, once the nuances were explained to him, I think he’d find it quite funny. 

so turns out mindlessly scrolling on my phone for 4 hours didn't actually make me feel better

for an angel i sure am nasty

I love hearing about the vibes I give off cause I honestly have no idea

Anonymously message me what vibes I give off and why you think that

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

it's actually insane paid sick leave is controversial in the US. it's not just out of touch rich people either. there are minimum wage workers literally negatively impacted by lack of labor laws in the US that just think their suffering is necessary and everyone else is a pussy. the whole work culture here is toxic. I want to explode at work every day

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.