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I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

<3 <3 <3 !!

short tutorial how to plonk

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!