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they should make a lotion for sore throats. that you drink. throat lotion. hm. the sickos and freaks are here.

when i sat down for lunch today i noticed there was a single tortilla chip in the chair across from me. i was able to have lunch with a dear friend of mine

neighbors kid got their hair stuck in our trampoline springs but the whole ordeal made me super overstimulated so i decided id deal with it tomorrow. when i woke up this morning the coyotes got em. this is the third member of my kids little league team we've lost to coyotes

I just made one point three billion dollars on polymarket correctly predicting how many ants would be born today

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+