lord almighty how I love the Shoot From The Hip Patreon livestreams mostly because of questions like these:
TOM: Great. Fantastic. I would forage.
SAM: Which one of us would have the easiest time killing wild animals?
TOM: You I think. We would fashion tools and you would refuse them and you would leap upon them from a tree and tear through their throats.
SAM: Me and AJ would be hunters and butchers.
LUKE: AJ is chopping down the trees for firewood.
TOM: Actually, Sam, your hunting style would be like when Boris Johnson tackled that child on the football pitch.
LUKE: I’d probably be sourcing water. Tom is overseeing the inefficiencies in us carrying out our tasks and subtly correcting all of them.
TOM: Yeah, but I’m right and you all know that!
SAM: You’re the only reason we’re still alive, Tom. Not just on this deserted island hypothetical. In general. […| I think AJ does like a big dramatic stunt to try to get us rescued. AJ: (nods)



















