xoxo

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

I hate that there's a razor emoji 🪒 <- why would we need this 🐗 <- she also pops up when you emoji search razor #razorback

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

IDGAF what the eunuchs are saying

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

is Travis gay as well or is he oblivious to her awesome and undeniable subversions of heterosexual marriage. just so I can get a grasp on the situation and all

I'm so fucking mad I'm missing this game aughhh

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