xoxo

Okay this book is credited on libby to a real audiobook reader but istg there are weird pronunciation stuff that makes me think it's AI...

Like you know how when a person reads out a list of three things versus when there's no oxford comma they emphasize things differently (her mother, a hooker, and a nun versus her mother, a hooker and a nun) well multiple times she reads out a list of of things like the second as though it was an AI reading an author who doesn't use oxford commas. Except everywhere including the publication site cites yhe narrator as a real person and like I can go to her website etc like it's a person but it's just driving me crazy people don't read like this.

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

I hate that there's a razor emoji 🪒 <- why would we need this 🐗 <- she also pops up when you emoji search razor #razorback

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism