xoxo

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

when i come across the nonliving molecules that transformed into living molecules its on sight

bro did you seriously just assume a living/nonliving dichotomy

unless its egregious, i'm not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. "oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well" like it's gonna happen it's no egg on your face. just be chill about it

don't get me wrong. it's always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can't dwell

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point