xoxo

WIMO = world is my oyster

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

if you open your wallet upside-down while boarding a bus it will release all your money/bank cards/IDs/driving licence etc. this can be handy if you are trying to rid yourself of all worldly possessions

This is the kind of shit they’re doing to me

The way people talk about "anxious attachment" "avoidant attachment" feels like horoscopes (derogatory)

Can we all grow up please please please

idk man sometimes i like it when video game writers are allowed to plan a series of events that happen in a specific order and affect each other in turn to become an overarching narrative, and i don’t mind trusting those writers to take me through those events in the order that is emotionally effective. i don’t really care if a game forces me to go through the forest area first before i can attempt the icy area because maybe there’s things that happen in the forest area that inform later scenes in the icy area. maybe we don't need more superficial player choice open world concepts if it comes at the cost of the ability to write a story with actual significant plot events and character development in each section

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

our age of blogs is collapsing

ohhh youre a gay guy w a black & red tumblr theme who is into puppymen and vampires and hannibal lecter? yeah baby trust me theres really no one else like you