hi

dont say that please

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

love this person knowing enough about baseball to know about the pitch clock and not enough to even approximate the league’s acronym

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

damn bro. you trash

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

can someone tag molly

molly you have to see this one

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor degree 😑