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bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

were replacing coquette aesthetic with ebenezercore

people will whine 24/7 about anti-intellectualism on tiktok but then turn around and say "i don't need to know math i'm never going to use this in real life"

you don't have to be the next fields medalist but some basic knowledge of probability can help so much in identifying misinformation and subtle lies online and in the news, statistics can arm you against black box social media algorithms, calculus helps so much to measure the way things change, linear algebra will make your life so much easier if your job uses tables of data, etc. and on top of all of this it's silly to argue we should only study things that are useful, and math as a field is perfect for this because its austere beauty and elegance, refined over millennia, are second to none

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

Congrats to Grazer, Fat Bear Week champion of 2023. May her rule for the coming year be benevolent and just.

he’s just meandering in all the footage, not knocking over trash cans or doing anything, just walking for his health I guess

daily affirmations: you are isildur’s heir, not isildur himself. You are not bound to his fate.

are you a forest fire? have you been a forest fire? will you be a forest fire? when will you be a forest fire?

Please

entering my florence + the machine era