constantly in crisis

sorry man, i just looked that movie up on doestheantdie.com and...let's just watch something else, ok?

it’s actually crazy how passion and sincerity is the answer

would u still love me if i were stuck in a cycle i've never been able to break

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

movie

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

theyre making another movie

I won’t let them.

*unprompted during a first date* Its interesting don’t you think? Purity’s value lies in its potential defilement

[white-knuckling a submachine gun] i'm never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me