Buffets are PVP enabled areas

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

Enchanting her weapon

I love this overripe banana cat

i refuse to believe my eyes in this situation,

how did i not know this was just out there in the world

@elodieunderglass, what do you have to say about this?!

I don’t know what you mean, this dog is a perfectly reasonable animal

I am so happy, look at this little giraffe-weasel-cat!

look at this suspicious tree-ferret

They’re on the hunt. They’re after you.

me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

this NEVER ceases to be funny as fuck! “balls of nonchalant steel.” amazing.

You pick up a small device. On it’s small screen it simply says “one skill point remaining” and a list of 8 attributes. You click on Strength and instantly feel your muscles stiffen a little. The screen now says “Level up to gain more skill points”

*jump cut to me in a shady alley armed with a tennis racquet swinging at rats with wild abandon*

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

I’m not sure how I feel about this

I’m tastin it in my mind and I don’t like it.