oracle's favorite (she told me so)

a little scoop of me in your coffee, swims around in it. ahhhh....hot tup of coffee

it's my cup now of coffee now sorry

My girlfriend's kids have started asking why Auntie Jody only comes to visit when their daddy's deployed

they got married btw

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those