I SUSPECT THE DELIVERY WILL BE QUITE PAINFUL

we wish you a YURI christmas #feminism

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

some of yall so busy playing the peeping tom you forgot to dismantle the beeping bomb

now a days i fear so much of the youth is so busy eating cheetos theyre not paying attention to the scary men abusing cheat codes

the problem is that everyone is on their phones now chasing a bit of likes and they don’t even realize they’re about to fall into a pit of spikes

My uncle can flutter jump like yoshi

He doesn't like to do it where people can see though. If you bring it up he gets all embarrassed.

born to write letters to dc editors forced to complain on tumblr dot com

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look