Avery

Mother Nature really is just gonna Day After Tomorrow our asses because we haven’t been listening to her or cleaning our room and tbh that is the most Mom thing ever.

My dream is to live in a cabin by a lake in the rainy mountains, where I can look outside and see fog drifting silently over the water…but it’s got to have high-speed internet too, or I would die. 

I. Tags. Squicks. By that I mean that if you want something tagged, I’ll tag it. It doesn’t have to be a trigger. You don’t have to have a mental illness. You don’t have to defend or explain anything to me. If you just fuckin hate tomatoes and don’t want that negativity on your dash, just put “could you please tag tomatoes” in my ask box and I’ll be like sure babe whatever makes you feel comfy have a nice day.

This website SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

anyway take this quiz to see which 2 greek gods sum up ur personality

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

Love triangles? Seriously miss me with that shit. Romantic tension between three people leading to polyamory? Yes please

I think seeing people in their 20´s and 30´s as “old” is pretty unhealthy tbh.

This post was hijacked but my point remains, you don’t turn old the instant you stop being a teenager. Let people enjoy being young adults, stop making teenagers anxious that their life ends the minute they hit twenty, or adults feel like they can’t have fun anymore.

this is a new take on the cask of amontillado

all animals in the world can fall under one of four categories. cats, dogs, bears, and horses. Foxes? cats. Giraffes? horses. Seals? dogs. sharks? bears. in this essay i will

Otter

otters fall under bears

Hey wait a second

I DIDN’T MEAN IT THAT WAY BUT SNDNX