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i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out
brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

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Literally the only three things you need to know about Jane Austen
1. Her first major novel (Northanger Abbey) was written solely because she was so salty about how dramatic and cliche and formula Gothic novels were. You know what I mean. Every castle is foreboding. Every villain is awful but canât bring himself to kill the heroine because sheâs Too Pure. Every middle-aged female companion wants to do the heroine in. The heroine is Pure and Perfect and Is Good At Everything Young Women Should Be and recites quotes and/or the Bible whenever sheâs in danger and that makes everything better. All butlers are evil. Jane Austen wrote a book specifically to go âTHIS is how NORMAL people react to things!!!â
2. âShe never changed her opinion about books or menâ
3. âAs a girl she wrote stories, including burlesques of popular romancesâ and you know what that means. Jane Austen started off writing smut fanfiction. If thatâs not writing reassurement that you can be great no matter what you choose to write, I donât know what is.
(Both quotes from the Penguin Classics version of Northanger Abbey)
4. She wrote often and vehemently about older men taking romantic advantage of impressionable teenage girls. In Mansfield Park the buildup is how awful it is that men prey on teenage girls for fun, and when those girls are very not interested and state it loudly for all to hear they are completely ignored by everyone including their families who just say âyouâll like him eventually, stop being so rude.â This happens also in Northanger Abbey when a guy manipulates and borderline forces the main teenage character into courting him when she makes it widely known sheâs not interested.
In both Sense & Sensibility and Pride & Prejudice a teenage girl is the prey of an older man who has no real interest in her and completely intends on having his fun and walking away. This kind of thing only affected the woman in that era, âruiningâ her while he got to walk away unscathed.Â
Austen may not have beat sexists and pedophiles to death literally, but she was definitely out for blood.Â
As a mostly bed-ridden, disabled girl, Iâsurprisinglyâidentified with Colin more than with most able-bodied characters in most books.
This post explores how disabled characters are often âcuredâ by the end of the story and how this affects readers.
âThat feeling of identification lasted right up until the point where he got out of his wheelchair and threw off his disability.â
Itâs unrealistic to have this as a common trope as a lot of disabilities arenât curable, which can give readers false hope, along with also taking away the identification disabled readers feel to a disabled characters. A lot of disabled people donât want to be cured either.
âAfter all, this is our normal. This is who we are. And we can be perfectly happy just the way we are, thank you very much.â
Itâs also negative to insinuate an ending is only happy if a characterâs disability is cured.
âHow about a happy ending that involves us staying disabled? Is that so hard to imagine?â
Iâd love to be cured, but I canât be in real life and would like my fictional allies to be as bitter and unhappy but also Content about their condition as I am.
YA Fairy Tale Retellings
Iâve had several people ask for some YA retelling book recommendations, so here are a few of each! I marked my favorites with an asterisk:
Cinderella
Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine*
Cinder by Marissa Meyer*
Gilded Ashes by Rosamund Hodge
Cinderella and the Colonel by K.M. Shea
Princess of Glass by Jessica Day George
Ash & Bramble by Sarah Prineas
The Selection by Kiera Cass
Mechanica by Betsy Cornwell
Bewitching by Alex Flinn
Throne of Glass by Sarah J Maas (the sequels get way better)*
Snow White
Winter by Marissa Meyer*
The Shadow Queen by C.J. Redwine
Stitching Snow by R.C. Lewis
Fairest by Gail Carson Levine
Mirrored by Alex Flinn
Beauty by Nancy Ohlin
Nameless by Lili St. Crow
Devoured by Amanda Marrone
Beauty & the Beast
Cruel Beauty by Rosamund Hodge*
Beastly by Alex Flinn
Beast by Brie Spangler
Beauty and the Beast by K.M. Shea
Beauty by Robin McKinley
A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J Maas*
Of Beast & Beauty by Stacey Jay
Heartâs Blood by Juliet Marillier
Sleeping Beauty
Princess of Thorns by Stacey Jay (about Auroraâs daughter)*
A Kiss in Time by Alex Flinn
Briar Rose by Jane Yolen
A Long, Long Sleep by Anna Sheehan
Gathering Frost by Kaitlyn Davis
A Wicked Thing by Rhiannon Thomas
Beauty Sleep by Cameron Dokey
Spindleâs End by Robin McKinley
Rapunzel
Cress by Marissa Meyer*
Reign of Shadow by Sophie Jordan
The Golden Braid by Melanie Dickerson
Towering by Alex Flinn
Zel by Donna Jo Napoli
The Twelve Dancing Princesses
Princess of the Midnight Ball by Jessica Day George
Entwined by Heather Dixon
Wildwood Dancing by Juliet Marillier
The Night Dance by Suzanne Weyn
The Phoenix Dance by Dia Calhoun
Peter Pan
Unhooked by Lisa Maxwell
Tiger Lily by Jodi Lynn Anderson
Never Never by Brianna Shrum
Everland by Wendy Spinale
Second Star by Alyssa B. Sheinmel
The Neverland Wars by Audrey Greathouse
Never Ever by Sara Saedi
The Child Thief by Brom
Peter and the Starcatchers by Dave Barry & Ridley Pearson
Aladdin/1,001 Nights
The Forbidden Wish by Jessica Khoury*
The Wrath & the Dawn by Renee Ahdieh*
A Thousand Nights by E.K. Johnston
Red Riding Hood
Scarlet by Marissa Meyer*
Crimson Bound by Rosamund Hodge
Princess of the Silver Woods by Jessica Day George
Sisters Red by Jackson Pearce
Hansel & Gretel: Sweetly by Jackson Pearce
The Little Mermaid: Mermaid by Carolyn Turgeon
The Frog Prince:Â
Cloaked by Alex Flinn
Enchanted by Alethea Kontis
Water Song by Suzanne Weyn
Rumpelstiltskin: A Curse Dark as Gold by Elizabeth C. Bunce
The Snow Queen
Cold Spell by Jackson Pearce
Winterâs Child by Cameron Dokey
Stork by Wendy Delsol
Crown of Ice by Vicki L. Weavil
Heart of Ice by K.M. Shea
The female authors arenât hiding...
Why is this still a thing? I just saw yet another article trying to recommend a few female authors as though theyâre some rare species. The suggestions turned out to be just as boring as every other list: Rowling, Austen, Rowling, Bronte, Rowling.
I donât know why people keep struggling to come up with 5 amazing female authors (or even making these lists. Like whyyy). So let me now walk over to my bookshelf and rattle off some names of my favorite modern female authors⌠(also, enjoy my attempt to break my endless âYA fantasyâ books into groups).Â
If youâre searching for that super elusive book written by a woman, try:
Dystopian
Veronica Roth
Lauren Oliver
Kristin Cashore
Veronica Rossi
Beth Revis
Marie Lu
Tahereh Mafi
Suzanne Collins
Susan Ee
Suzanne Young
Jennifer Wilson
Amy Engel
Fantasy
Samantha Shannon
Evelyn Skye
A.C. Gaughen
Jessica Khoury
Alwyn Hamilton
Marissa Meyer
Heidi Heilig
Libba Bray
Leslye Walton
Janet Lee Carey
Jennifer McGowan
Diana Peterfreund
JK Rowling
Janet B. Taylor
Laini Taylor
Robin LaFevers
Erin Morgenstern
Kendare Blake
Amie Kaufman
Kerstin Gier
Kiersten White
Melanie Dickerson
Melissa Landers
KM Shea
Alison Goodman
Elizabeth May
Kiera Cass
Renee Ahdieh
Marion Zimmer Bradley
Alexandra Bracken
Romina Russell
Deborah Harkness
Diana Gabaldon
Madeline Miller
Julie Eshbaugh
High Fantasy
Sarah J Maas
Maria V. Snyder
Mary E. Pearson
Sara B. Larson
Jennifer A. Nielsen
Shannon Hale
Stephanie Garber
Diana Wynne Jones
Stacey Jay
Erin Summerill
Leigh Barudgo
Hannah West
Sabaa Tahir
Victoria Aveyard
Rosamund Hodge
Melina Marchetta
Rae Carson
Naomi Novik
Susan Dennard
Wendy Higgins
V.E. Schwab
Gail Carson Levine
CJ Redwine
Katherine Roberts
Sara Raasch
Erika Johansen
Rachel Hartman
Juliet Marillier
Livia Blackburne
Sophie Jordan
Tamora Pierce
Sandra Waugh
Marie Rutkoski
Elise Kova
Angie Sage
Amy Tintera
Sarah Fine
Jodi Meadows
Cinda Williams Chima
Morgan Rhodes
Sherry Thomas
Danielle L. Jensen
Colleen Oakes
Melissa Grey
Sarah Ahiers
Lori M. Lee
Roshani Chokshi
Modern Fantasy
Cassandra Clare
Rachel Hawkins
Stephanie Meyer
Jennifer L. Armentrout
Kami Garcia
Claudia Gray
Julie Kagawa
Maggie Stiefvater
Kaitlin Bevis
Aimee Carter
Holly Black
Cynthia Hand
Richelle Mead
Temple West
Alex Flinn
Kresley Cole
Josephine Angelini
Lisa Maxwell
Zoraida Cordova
Contemporary
Rainbow Rowell
Jenny Han
Morgan Matson
Sarah Dessen
Kasie West
Jennifer Longo
Anna Breslaw
Sonya Mukherjee
Huntley Fitzpatrick
Melissa Keil
Brodi Ashton
Jennifer Niven
Katherine Catmull
Miranda Kenneally
Eileen Cook
Sandy Hall
Jenn Marie Thorne
Sarah Strohmeyer
Stephanie Perkins
Danika Stone
Elizabeth Eulberg
Jandy Nelson
Carolyn Mackler
Ali Novak
Ann Brashares
Tamara Ireland Stone
Gwenda Bond
Stacey Lee
Nina LaCour
(Sorry to Leigh Bird Dog and anyone else whose name autocorrect couldnât deal with if I didnât catch it).
These are just the books I happened to glance at, so feel free to add! And then maybe this can stop being a thingâŚ
Click here for a Pinterest infographic of these books!
Cinderella
Cinder
What is Hidden
Mechanica
Gilded Ashes
Princess of Glass
The Ugly Stepsister
Sleeping Beauty
Princess of Thorns
Gathering Frost
A Kiss in Time
Kill Me Softly
A Wicked Thing
A Long, Long Sleep
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty
Cruel Beauty
Of Beast and Beauty
Beastly
Heartâs Blood
The Little Mermaid
The Summer of Chasing Mermaids
Mermaid: A Twist on the Classic Tale
Monstrous Beauty
Midnight Pearls: A Retelling of The Little Mermaid
The Twelve Dancing Princesses
Entwined
Princess of the Midnight Ball
The Princess Curse
Wildwood Dancing
Little Red Ridding Hood
Crimson Bound
Scarlet
Red Riding Hood
Princess of the Silver Woods
Sisters Red
Snow White
Stitching Snow
Fairest
Winter
The Shadow Queen
Snow: A Retelling of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Rapunzel
Cress
Rapunzel Untangled
Towering
Zel
Alice in Wonderland
Splintered
Insanity (Mad in Wonderland)
Alice in Zombieland
The Goose Girl
The Goose Girl
Thorn
Dearest
Peter pan
Wendy Darling: Stars
Tiger Lily
Second Star
Never Never
Other Retellings
Spinning Starlight
A Thousand Nights
Valiant
Unenchanted
The Wrath and the Dawn
The Wild Orchid: A Retelling of âThe Ballad of Mulanâ
The Isle of the Lost
Uprooted
My Fair Godmother
Scarlet
Enchanted
My Unfair Godmother
What is your favorite fairy tale retelling? Any retellings that arenât on the list that you would recommend?

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Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.
Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.
Isaac Asimov.
yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point
If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels
Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms)Â was written by a woman (Lady Muraskaiâs the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide âIsaac Asimovâ reblogs and stick it
even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?
PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didnât even do a frickin google search For Shame
And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.
Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:
Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makes Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.
Even Isaac Asimov ainât having none of your shit, not even posthumously.
You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.
Got that?
Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it
I have literally been telling people this for over a year.
the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman
The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).
The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.
In case yâall didnât catch what that weird âTale of Genjiâ fuckboi was on about.
Seriously, what even XD. Idiots gotta idiot, I guessâŚ
My sentiments after becoming a senior this year.Â
Yes, Iâm an English major. I just want to read on my own terms after 5 years of reading from a syllabus.
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After eight years of teaching at the graduate level, I grew increasingly intolerant of writing designed to make the writer look smart, clever, or edgy. I know this work when I see it; I've written a fair amount of it myself. But writing that's motivated by the desire to give the reader a pleasurable experience really is best. I told a few students over the years that their only job was to keep me entertained, and the ones who got it started to enjoy themselves, and the work got better. Those who didn't get it were stuck on the notion that their writing was a tool designed to procure my validation. The funny thing is, if you can put your ego on the back burner and focus on giving someone a wonderful reading experience, that's the cleverest writing.
http://www.thestranger.com/books/features/2015/02/27/21792750/things-i-can-say-about-mfa-writing-programs-now-that-i-no-longer-teach-in-one
Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.
This is a great joke, but itâs also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If youâre ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: whatâs the best thing that can happen? Whatâs the worst thing? What will most likely happen?
It does wonders for your nerves, really does.
While reading these I was actually reflecting on my anxiety and how this could help
That last one perfectly reflects my anxiety about this presentation Iâve had hovering over me for over a week. Iâve been trying to convince myself that the most likely scenario is what actually is going to happen, but my anxiety is a persistent, illogical tormentor.