Nerding Out and Falling Asleep

incredible how tyler posey said all That and is still never gonna be on the level of unhinged that andrew garfield was when someone asked him if he believes in love at first sight

i once wrote an entire academic paper with the central thesis of ‘everyone is kind of a dick to Data and it honestly kinda reflect how people treat neurodiverse people, which is also why we neurodiverse people relate to him so hard’

His poetry is good. Fight me.

*sniff* that’s beautiful man.

It’s genius, GENIUS, I tell you. Then they had the audacity to say “it didn’t move us emotionally”- THEN WHY AM I CRYING?!

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

#the drawing including kids in the bus windows going like :O kills me

the delivery on these lines, the music in the background..... I had to watch this several times

honestly same

Why wouldn’t you tho?

pure goodness

I feel like adhd bored is different than neurotypical bored because like. You don’t understand. I have a billion things I could be doing. I turn on the tv. I stare at the Netflix screen for five minutes. Flip through shows and movies for the next thirty minutes. Nothing looks good. I put in a video game. Play for two minutes. Not feeling it. I load up YouTube. Watch half a video before closing the app. Maybe I’ll read a book? I stare at my giant bookshelf. The thought of starting a new book seems too hard. I lay in bed and play phone games for six hours. Nothing has gotten done. Still bored.

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot

this review has been usurped by my new favorite which is “when I pulled up to the drive through window I heard all the employees loudly making jokes about the marital problems our troops face. very disappointed, will not be returning.”

UPS drivers have infinitely more sex appeal than FedEx drivers

[ID: blurry photo of a white kitten yelling. end ID]