Lexx

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

we're the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn, and also the daughters of the men who wanted some freaky witch pussayyyyy 😛🧙🏻‍♀️

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

People who live in big cities will say stuff like Well if youre bored why dont you take the public transportation to your local artisanal cheesemonger

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal

tbh i do think that the concept of other people being viewed as "NPCs" and the growing inability to recognize other human beings as living things with thoughts and motivations is linked to the capitalistic need to scrub everything of what makes it challenging and alive, to turn everything into a consumable, to baby proof the entirety of the world and make it into the largest, coldest nest of individualist comforts where you never need to feel bad but you'll never feel warmth either

warmth and intimacy only exist within proximity to discomfort and human ugliness and i do not think it is a coincidence we are being considered the loneliest generation while also having the most streamlined access to emotional intimacy bandaids

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack