as above, so below

gps but for a way out of this

#it just says “through” :(

I am sick. this sucks balls. my will is made of iron but my immune system couldn't keep up. I'm going to eat a pop tart and sulk for the rest of the day

I had a creatively enriching day instead. can't even sulk right

just cleaned my room >:(

The female version of Elton John

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

the problem with getting kidnapped by jigsaw is that I'd probably get impatient and start going for it before the instructions played, and then if I learned I was doing it wrong I'd be too stubborn to change my methodology. so I'd be waving around my severed hand like "look, I did it" while he's just like "the key was in the dog. you had to eat the smelly dog to get the key."

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11