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[ hiatus ]

Hi everyone!

I know not too long ago, I posted my first follow forever and I sincerely wished everyone to enjoy your holidays… to be very honest even before I decided to post that I’m already thinking of taking a break from here. There’s a lot of things that has been going on for my muse and I… things that I made me lose my motivation to be active and what not. 

I sincerely apologize for my inactivity and my replies usually took a week before I could get to them. Mun got work and she was scheduled for a night shift… starting from 9:00 pm to 6:00 am (tho you might not be interested with that) and since my body clock has messed up, instead of going here and doing replies, I usually end up dozing off even for my rest days… 

I love my muse, I love Sana to bits and I’m not abandoning her. Just give me time to sort out my personal issues and let me get back my motivation to come here often then I’ll hit everyone up… I do hope you all forgive me for my crappy replies for those who I already interacted with… and for those who’s still waiting for my replies up until now. I still got a few of them in my drafts and in my inbox, I wish I could reply to them but I don’t think I could give you my best so I need to put them on hold. I’m really really sorry. 

Though I may sound selfish, please bear with me… and I do hope I could get to see everyone still when I get back. I wish for everyone to be happy… and if you wanted to get in touch me still, I’ll be on aim from time to time… since its way more chill compared to the pressure I’m getting in here for the past weeks. 

PS. Drop your aims here… so I could add you… or add me instead… though I will recommend to give me yours since from my experience people can’t message me unless I add them back. I’m with wiisterxa…

First meeting {Sentence Starters}

“Pretty quiet place, isn’t it?”

“Can I pet your dog?”

“I love your ____! Where did you get it?”

“Didn’t know anybody else was here.”

“Sorry, is this seat taken?”

“You haven’t seen this ____ anywhere, have you?”

“Wow, this line’s really long isn’t it?”

“So, you come here often?”

“Yeah, can I help you with something?”

“What do you usually order when you come here?”

“So- weather’s pretty nice.”

“I’m so sorry! I didn’t see you!”

“Don’t suppose you know where to get a great meal around here?”

“Can you tell me how to get to ____?”

“Mind if I share your umbrella for a minute?”

“Hi! I just need you to pretend like you know me!”

“You need directions or something?”

“This seat’s open!”

“Haven’t seen you around. Need something?”

“Um, hi. How long have you been standing there?”

[ hiatus ]

Hi everyone!

I know not too long ago, I posted my first follow forever and I sincerely wished everyone to enjoy your holidays… to be very honest even before I decided to post that I’m already thinking of taking a break from here. There’s a lot of things that has been going on for my muse and I… things that I made me lose my motivation to be active and what not. 

I sincerely apologize for my inactivity and my replies usually took a week before I could get to them. Mun got work and she was scheduled for a night shift… starting from 9:00 pm to 6:00 am (tho you might not be interested with that) and since my body clock has messed up, instead of going here and doing replies, I usually end up dozing off even for my rest days… 

I love my muse, I love Sana to bits and I’m not abandoning her. Just give me time to sort out my personal issues and let me get back my motivation to come here often then I’ll hit everyone up… I do hope you all forgive me for my crappy replies for those who I already interacted with… and for those who’s still waiting for my replies up until now. I still got a few of them in my drafts and in my inbox, I wish I could reply to them but I don’t think I could give you my best so I need to put them on hold. I’m really really sorry. 

Though I may sound selfish, please bear with me… and I do hope I could get to see everyone still when I get back. I wish for everyone to be happy… and if you wanted to get in touch me still, I’ll be on aim from time to time… since its way more chill compared to the pressure I’m getting in here for the past weeks. 

PS. Drop your aims here… so I could add you… or add me instead… though I will recommend to give me yours since from my experience people can’t message me unless I add them back. I’m with wiisterxa…

tell me

please

and i will fix it and write you a better one

because sometimes i just kinda flop

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

“I’m scared.”

“Are you hurt?”

“Are you scared?”

“Is this even legal?”

“Just trust me.”

“We’re locked in!”

“I know what I’m doing.”

“It’s too dark in here.”

“Why are we here?”

“They have a gun…”

“They have a knife…”

“Grab what you need, and let’s go.”

“Be quiet. Don’t let them see you.”

“Choose your victim.”

“We don’t have to do this.”

“They’re coming for us.”

“How do you know how to do that?”

“What the fuck are you doing in here?”

“We’re getting out of here unseen.”

“Something moved over there.”

“Do you have the stuff?”

“So, what’s the plan?”

“It’s not safe here.”

“This is your fault.”

“We’ve gotta go. Now.”

“Hey, how drunk are you?”

“Hey, how high are you?”

“Is that… a dead body?”

“We’re not alone in here…”

“What do you need me to do?”

“It’s not safe here, you should go.”

“I can’t believe you stole that!”

“Hey, stay close to me. Got it?”

“If they catch us, we’re dead.”

“… There’s no signal out here.”

“Where’s the money you owe me?”

“Have you ever done this before?”

“Did you bring what I asked?”

“I saw you steal that…”

“I think I dropped my weapon.”

“This is the last time I ever do this.”

“Shit, the cops are coming!”

“Wait. I think I heard footsteps.”

“We shouldn’t be doing this.”

“The cops are looking for us.”

“What the fuck is that?!”

“You’re gonna get hurt.”

“Next time, I’ll kill you.”

“It’s my first time doing this.”

“You’re gonna get us caught.”

“You seriously got high without me?”

“You seriously got drunk without me?”

“I’m never doing this with you again.”

“How’d you get all this money?”

“What are you doing out here?”

“What if something goes wrong?”

“I have a bad feeling about this.”

“I’ve never gotten high before…”

“I’ve never gotten drunk before…”

“What the fuck did you do now?”

“Let’s go and do something bad.”

“Whatever it was, it wasn’t human.”

“So are we getting high, or what?”

“I’ll kill the asshole that did this to you.”

“It seems like you’ve done this before.”

“I have to be honest… this car is stolen.”

“What do you mean this isn’t your car?!”

“I shouldn’t have let you talk me into this.”

“What do you mean this isn’t your house?!”

“That’s… a lot of drugs you’ve got there.”

“Please tell me you brought a weapon with you.”

“We don’t have to do this, we can turn around.”

“How much time will they give us if we get caught?”

“Watch the door for me? I’ll be out in five minutes.”

“Maybe it’s the drugs, but I swear I heard someone…”

“This is literally the worst fucking time to hurt your leg!”

“Are you about to go do something illegal? Count me in.”

when SBS f*cks u over………and then there’s Minatozaki Sana