no thoughts head empty

really like my boyfriend. this is the first time i have ever felt romantic attraction and didn't doubt myself. i hope we last

my boyfriend says he thinks i probably don't know the extent of how much he likes me but i think he doesn't know the extent of how much i like him

foolproof, huh? well. let me proof to you how fool I can be

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.