& the sun shines golden

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

“besides, I have a sister.” top contender for one liner that makes me so emotional

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

you have IBS.

Stresses me out so bad when authors who obviously don't drink write characters drinking. Omfg girl he is like 27 shots deep.

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

I bring a kind of frozen deer vibe to situations that the headlights really seem to like

i love when you read/watch an influential piece of storytelling and you're like ohhhhhh ok i see. so everyone else was copying this guy's homework

don't worry twin. they're saltburn. we are salò, or the 120 days of sodom.

computah show me a way out that isn’t through

“this character is too pure/kind/good to be a sadist” i think that guy jerks off to the thought of beating his partner’s ass purple 👍

i mean, if you’d like, he can get super flustered about it and try to pretend he doesn’t, or he can have a huge guilt complex about his desires seemingly being at odds with his own ideal version of himself and how much he loves his partner, but at the end of the day, he’s still got one hand over his mouth to muffle his own whining as he thinks about having them in tears and begging for him to stop. true about all characters who are pure of heart, they told me so themselves