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god grant me the serenity to do it to em

and the courage to accept that i had to

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bigguysrus

ironicbs

I will always reblog this.

moderatelysociallymaladjusted

Wtf chris

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

show up. buss it open. leave immediately.

daglout

bigguysrus

ironicbs

I will always reblog this.

moderatelysociallymaladjusted

Wtf chris

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

show up. buss it open. leave immediately.

daglout

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The Cream of the Crap, 2017

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thebestpartofwakingup

Change your fucking url OP

racybiscuit

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helpingg

teenagerposts

when u know u have alot of great potential in you but are still too stubborn and lazy to do anything about it

pluviobrew

slo-mo raindrops on leaves

snackwizard

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

wildlyannoyingdoofus

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

snackwizard

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

808lien

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

maramahan

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

butchbuckys

i havent seen some of these in any of the vine compilations ive watched so uhhh. here’s my own.

cajetaconmiel

THIS COMPILATION IS ART

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butchbuckys

i havent seen some of these in any of the vine compilations ive watched so uhhh. here’s my own.

cajetaconmiel

THIS COMPILATION IS ART

valdomarx

As I leave this earth and sail into the infinite cosmic universe, the wars, the triumphs, the beauty, and the bloodshed, the ocean of human endeavor, it all grows quiet, insignificant. I’m nothing more than recycled stardust and borrowed energy, born from a rock, spinning in the ether.

illmaticraj

Back at my old college there was a student lounge place I affectionately had dubbed “the weirdo lounge” because all the weirdos congregated there. You know those nerds who sit there and all they do is talk about anime, like those reddit pages, wear fedoras and shit? That kinda weirdos. So anyway the tragedy is that the Weirdo Lounge had THE BEST one person couch. It had a little laptop table attached and it was so damn comfy. Plus, it was always somewhat dark in there because of how the windows was positioned. So I’d go there to nap during my break periods. So one day I was napping when someone threw an empty plastic bottle at me and I snapped awake. A white nerdy girl from a few couches down said “I’m so sorry that was intended for my puppy to fetch!” and I’m like “DOGS?!” and I snap awake, that’s when I looked towards my foot and saw a whiteman. Sitting there. Like a dog. With his tongue out. and then he fucking barked. I was so infuriated but I handed him the bottle and he put that shit on the floor and then picked it up with his mouth. And then on all fours, ran over to the white girl and dropped it in her lap. I was so fucking upset.

mszombi

This whole post is gold, but for me the best part is “whiteman” being all one word.

batalon

honestly michael b jordan singlehandedly redefined the art hoe look in this sole scene of black panther

an icon! a game-changer! everyone else step tf up!

negrocops

M’baku watching the war go on from the mountains deciding when he should make his dramatic entrance

calliestumbler

Unrealistic. He’s vegetarian.

rose--clique

It’s corn on the cob bro

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enterheavenalive

They’re new to this world and they’re doing an excellent job !

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