many things wrong with me. well at least i'm bisexual.

im not interested in glory through combat anymore. i do not want to be a part of this shit.

on the battlefield again

What's up dude you got some time? What are you up to? I saw the status update about your new soundcloud and I gotta say music rots your brain bro gets the chemicals all unnatural back in the cave man days no one cried because there was no music or girlfriends and you would eat mammoth every day because theyre so big you cant miss with your spear and cry about it and when they invented music like singing and drumkits people started missing mammoths and getting girlfriends and writing poetry so you gotta go back to your natural state man I only bathe using bottled water necause thats stuffs from glaciers except one time I had to use Fiji and it messed up my hair texture for 4 days and I had to use tree sap to get the right stickiness back. But yeah ever since I stopped listening to music my brain chems have mellowed out and I have a very low tolerance for bird song but I really like wolf howling and cow moos since theyre just so classic you know but i cant really drink cow milk since I'm lactose intolerant after I got a minor surgery and the antibiotics destroyed my gut flora so i ate plain yogurt for half a year every day but back in the cave man days they didnt have yogurt or milk usually I think so its for the best and besides if they didnt like birds noises theyd just eat the birds, sort of like old school tiny pretzel bags you know?. But yeah music will Kill you dude at most I'll do tame impala but thats because my mom would play that at me in the womb so its sort of a primordial emotion and not really music especially on vinyl but I haven't owned a record player the last few months since I sold it to buy another pair of japanese denim jeans with that antibacterial indigo dye, recently ive only been wearing denim since I dont have to wash it since the smell of laundry detergent kinda gets me in a trance state like I swear there are like those funguses growing in some of my clothes but I think I got used to them and its kind of cute thinking that I'm warming them up but its too early to be a dad or a pet owner like thats more responsibility than anyone can handle so if the fungus dies off I'll try not to let it bother me. But don't mess with music man I swear try listening to some songs backwards you'll know what I mean, none of it will make sense

i think i hear an ant outside

i can hear it growling and scratching around in the dirt

Not soulmates but it always had to be them and they weren’t destined to be together but they were doomed to be but also it took everything for them to get here and also it was never supposed to happen but also it always was and had to happen this way. Hope this helps

maaan grandpa suuucks *feeds him an edible and makes him listen to creepy carnival music with a blindfold on*

women love me for my weak ankles and nervous disposition. it makes them want to hug me so hard it breaks my back like a glowstick

•_• ← (witness of the horrors)

milf (memories i'd like to forget)

hey girl your wanted posters don't do you justice

women love me for my weak ankles and nervous disposition. it makes them want to hug me so hard it breaks my back like a glowstick

"hawaiian shirt covered in blood" is a look

vampire on vacation? assassin whose target has led them to a tropical resort trying to blend in? guy who's just having a really weird day? it vibes whichever way

don't make me turn my character development around

alright that's IT. i'm evil again until you all stop getting on my nerves.