hello i love you

if you think psychiatric medications actually work / cure and aren’t just used to control and suppress the mentally ill then youre either a retard or a pysop

#fakewoke mother she told me not to refer to my episode as crippling because cripple is a slur while she and her husband still regularly call me a mongoloid

sometimes i’m ok with my body and sometimes i see someone skinny and remember that i don’t deserve to live

don’t worry guys! instead of dropping a sealed, easy to clean single bag of rice, i saved it, and in the process dropped three glass jars of curry that exploded all over the floor! phew! that was close!

in the floor of work’s bathroom looking at everyone’s calorie intake for yesterday. hmmm

free bleeding at work #yay

how the fuck is it a grand for an apple watch. one thousand great british pounds you’re fucking me

my fitbit broke and i don’t want to replace it because i hate that it’s google health now does anyone have any smartwatch recommendations…. or step counters

all dentists do is lie and hurt you and pull your teeth out and make you cry

i ate so much buuullshiiit today

my jaw was clenching and i got scared cause something cracked way louder than normal but turns out i just broke the acrylic they put in my mouth to stop my jaw from clenching

coworker called me his succubus #goated

i am but your humble servant