I love not man the less but nature more

No offense but I want to fall in love with someone who wants to fall in love with me

Neither land nor women are territories of conquest

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

microdosing on raw cookie dough til im immune to salmonella

wait i think i just invented vaccinations

i think we should breed rats to the size of horses. i think this is ethical and even necessary

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

Not a day goes by that I don't think of this post

forcing my car to commit sins so it goes to hell with me when i die

i love tumblr where else am i gonna get the bizarre combinations of stimuli i need to have thoughts like this

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.” 

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

My heart wtf

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”

SHOOK

This bitch is so fucking funny