-sheep shoop-

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

Happy Black History Month!

I want this on my tombstone

can u believe some people meet each other and just hit it off right off the bat and just.. .date? ? ? and fall in love ? ?? that sounds fake ? ? ?

#this single photo here validates the existence of the selfie stick I SWEAR TO GOD

The bourgeoisie

“look at this highlight”

I can’t breathe omfggggghhh

I love her

“this is 24 karat, this is miracle from Alah.”

“You are dismissal, thank you!”

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work