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am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

if we’ve been mutuals over a year we’re cousins

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

Oh boy have I pissed off the transphobes with this one.

when im in a gay off and my opponent took conversational russian in college

One thing about Obsession (2026) that I enjoyed was that it almost asks you to feel empathy for the entity possessing Nikki as well as the real one. Like, obviously the things she's doing are horrific and fucked up, but I think the scene where Bear is asking her to "just be Nikki!" and she eventually just desperatly screams "I can't be Nikki!" does a really good job of showcasing the entity's inner feelings. She's been created with the sole purpose of loving this guy more than anyone else but no matter how perfect it is or how much he claims to love her, its not her that he loves, its Nikki. And any time she stops pretending to be Nikki, he reacts (albeit rightfully) with disgust and horror. She can't be Nikki because Nikki would never love Bear, and so Bear will never love her.

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries